A Vodka Bath

devilindisquise @ 2006-02-07T14:32:00

2006-02-07T19:37:59Z

whoa buddy drunk at the super bowl much yes i was, shots of vodka and tequilla are not my friend i don't remember much i kinda remember leaving i definetly was up puking for most of the night i don't even know who the hell won the super bowl, but in other news i totally got pulled over today and i got an amazing surprise my license was so suspended, and now i have to go to court and i might get fired so no job, no car, and no license makes homer something something, that is all

devilindisquise @ 2006-02-03T09:22:00

2006-02-03T14:35:08Z

so i got 3 stars on both of my upper forearms, and my best friend got the same thing except that her colors are reversed my middle star is purple because that is her favorite color and my outer stars are pink because that's my favorite color, i almost passed out twice it was lame he had to lay me down and put cold compresses all over me, it was the same guy that did my chest, and he was all like i don't understand you were fine with your chest, i don't know what happened all i know is that it hurt like a bitch, sorry about the shitty camera phone pictures

the left one

the right one
notice how the first one is fucked up almost passing out while getting tattooed = fucked up tattoo

both yep it's a little hard to pictures of your own arms

this is mariah's

devilindisquise @ 2006-02-02T09:31:00

2006-02-02T14:48:29Z

new tattoos yep they own, pictures coming soon to a livejournal near you

devilindisquise @ 2006-01-26T11:15:00

2006-01-26T16:15:26Z

me and jose went on a date last night
we went and saw hostel
i don't know how i feel about that movie
i think it would've been better if i didn't know anything about it
i was expecting a little more gore
but it was still pretty gross
it was a little disturbing
i think i may have to go see it again to make my final conclusion

devilindisquise @ 2006-01-17T08:50:00

2006-01-17T14:09:48Z

me being stupid and drunk

my super cute boys

me, mommy, and jose
damn boys making out in my picture

jose and mommy

me and jose on my birthday
this is why drunk people shouldn't take pictures

me and the bff
again with the drunk people not taking pictures

my little princess

just thought that i'd share

2006-01-14T18:42:43Z

i saw a guy with this shirt that said "i'm not gay but my butt is"
it made me chuckle

good friends + beer= good times

2006-01-04T14:03:16Z

so i had a fun birthday got totally drunk and ended up puking at the end of the night i got to see my amyface which was the best part of it all, from what i can remember it was good times.

new years eve was amazing me, mel, my bubby, beek and the mexican went to islands of adventure, got super trashed and ended up only riding the hulk and dueling dragons i think, drunken roller coaster riding is super good times, the fireworks were fucking amazing and i ended up losing my cell phone all i have to do though is go pick it up at ioa, whenever some nice person will take me, then we ended up partying in the parking garage waiting to get out beek and dyneshia were on top of the car running around it was funny

the end

devilindisquise @ 2005-12-29T07:52:00

2005-12-29T12:53:31Z

happy birthday to my favorite irish girl...oh wait that's me

devilindisquise @ 2005-12-25T10:35:00

2005-12-25T15:36:31Z

MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES!!

devilindisquise @ 2005-12-17T07:43:00

2005-12-17T13:22:40Z

Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2005 (not including memes of course). Post the first line of it in your journal, and that's your "Year In Review".

January
so i don't get to go to school i was supposed to start on Tuesday
but since i'm poor i can't pay for it
i was super upset, i was so excited about going to school

February
i don't know what i'd do without you in my life
you mean the world to me
brian had just told me he was moving to deltona

March
so i'm going to be a fatty at the fair and win $500
i'm super excited
yep not so much didn't win

April
so i don't have to live in the corsica
i'm staying with riah for now
the beginning of hell

May
knowing you were near broke my heart
was thinking about marcus and that i had fucked up

June
work is super lame i've done absolutely nothing all day
working during the summer was no fun

July
so i'm sayin'
i think i'm dying
hangover central

August
i have no phone where we're staying now
the last hotel we stayed at thank god

September
so i've been in a super good mood lately
ummm....i don't know

October
how about Adam called me like 2 hours ago, and was like hey you wanna go to miami with me
awww i went to miami for the first time

November
so how about i miss katie
my ex-girlfriend was in texas

December
no real updates
i've been going through some shit

maybe someday i'll actually update for real

2005-12-13T21:06:33Z

99 things about me

1. What time is it? 3:40pm

2. Full Name: Amanda Lee Ballard

3. Nickname(if any): Button, Mander, The Manders, Dumpling Butt, Mandar, Salamander, Armond, Commando Amandao, Sugar Plum, My little honey bunches of oats ummmm.....I think that's it

5. Single or taken?: single

6. Chinese zodiac: i don't know

7. Hair color: right now it's like this icky red, purple, brown thing

8. Eye color: green/blue depending

9. Height: 5'2

10. Shoe size: 8.5

11. Glasses, contacts or neither?: glasses cause i'm not sticking anything in my eye ball

12. Braces?: i used to

13. Piercing/tattoos?: i have 5 tattoos, and as of now i've taken out all of my piercings and my ears are stretched i'm going to have 1/2 right now i think that they are 2

14. Birthplace: Virginia

15. Current residence: Winter Springs

16.Siblings names and ages: my bubby josh and he's old now 27 i think

******HAVE YOU EVER******

17. Gone skinny dipping?: sure enough

21. Skipped school?: i don't even think i really went to high school cause i skipped so much

22. Bungee jumped?: no sir

23. been to a concert?: more than i can count

24. Kissed someone of the same sex not related to you?: yeppers

25. Kiss more than two people in one day: mmhmmm

26. been in a car accident?: yes R.I.P. cosica

27. TP'd someone's house? i can't say that i have

28. Won something?: the only thing i've ever won was an ipod nope that's a lie i won danzig tickets also

29. Asked someone out?: i don't think i have

30. Been rejected? yes sir

31. Been in love?: twice

32. Been to a funeral?: yes sir

33. Used a lighter? sho nuff

34. Been on stage?: 3 times i think with the wk

******FAVORITE******

35. Food: fries and popcorn

36. Ice cream flavor: chocolate yep i'm boring

38. School subject(s): not so much

39. Breakfast cereal: frosted mini wheats...heaven to my tummy

40. Number(s): 7 and 3

41. Book(s): harry potter and the davinci code

42. Movie(s): the wizard of oz and the excorist

44. Soda: diet coke

45. Color(s): black and pink

46. Vacation spot: anywhere but here

47. Sport to watch on tv: baseball duh

48. Sport to play: this makes me chuckle

49.Bands/musicians: The Misfits and Elvis

50. Letter(s): i don't think i have one

51. Fast food restaraunt: not so big on the fast food except maybe drunken taco bell

52. Cartoon Character: Patrick Star, and Cosmo from the fairly odd parents

53. Holiday: halloween and Christmas

54. Name for a boy: i don't have and boy names really

55. Name for a girl: Aurora and Azaleigh

******DO YOU PREFER******

56. Chocolate or vanilla?: chocolate

57. Boys or girls?: can i have both

58. Long relationships or one night stands?: long relationship

59. Dogs or cats?: awww i love dogs i miss the suze

60. Scary movies or comedies?: dude it's all about the scary

61. Silver or gold?: silver

62 Croutons or bacon bits?: croutons are a little bit of heaven

******THINGS THAT COME TO MIND******

63. Doctor: needles

64. Hedgehog: sonic

65. School: i can't wait to go next year

66. Grass: green

67. Cow: bessie

68. Canada: ay?

69. Moose: umm canada

70. Hand: finger

******THE PAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU******

71. Watched a movie?: not so much

72. Talked on the phone?: always

73. Cried?: i think i just missed the cut off

74. Threw up?: not any time recently YAY

75. Drank a glass of water?: that's all I drink

76. Gone to the bathroom?: evey 2 fucking minutes

77. Read a book or magazine?: not lately and that makes my heart cry

78. Watched tv?: yes sir

79. Looked in the mirror? i did i did

80. Taken a shower?: not so much

81. Taken a picture?: yes sir

82. Listened to music?: yeppers

83. Hugged or kissed someone?: sure enough

84. Done your hw?: i don't have that

85. Told someone you loved them?: my mommy and my jose

***DO YOU BELIEVE IN....******

86. Heaven?: yes and no

88. Aliens?: i'm not for sure about the sterotypical aliens but i definetly think that we're not alone

89. Fun for the entire family?: my family probably not so much but others maybe

90. Freedom of speech?: definetly

91. Love?: it's hard to anymore but i think so

92. Magic?: i love magic

*******SOME RANDOM STUFF******

93. Last movie you saw in theatres?: The Exorcism Of Emily Rose

94. Are you listening to music right now?: yes sir

95. What color shirt are you wearing?: white

96. Do you like your middle name?: not so much

97. What is the best thing since sliced bread?: chapstick

98. What color is your backpack?: it's a blue yankees bag

99. What time is it now?: 4:03pm

devilindisquise @ 2005-12-06T15:25:00

2005-12-06T20:30:28Z

I'm tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
I want a love who'll never stray
When he sees other girls, he looks away
And if he never kisses me, well that's alright
'Cos we can just cuddle all night

Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

It'll be a great romance
We'll go shopping and buy tight pants
You don't care how big my ass is, just how fabulous my dress is

Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

You cry at movies, on our dates
Romantic comedies sure are great
But when you're sad I'll dry your tears
'Cos I'll always think that you are fierce

I like cigarettes, and that's no gag
But you'll always be my favorite fag
You'll always be my favorite fag
You'll always be my favorite fag

My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

devilindisquise @ 2005-12-06T10:27:00

2005-12-06T15:52:36Z

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tee hee

2005-12-05T14:52:43Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I gave colormescared a kidney (1000 points). In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Monday twinkie2113 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I bought porn for shannonco2002 (10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (980 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
devilindisquise

this brakes my heart

2005-12-03T13:06:07Z

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe that homophobia is wrong.

devilindisquise @ 2005-11-29T17:02:00

2005-11-29T22:07:39Z

WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, DO...

WHO

did you last hug?: Jose

did you last kiss?: my momma

last called you?: jose

did you last call?: jonathan

last texted you?: paul

did you last text?: paul

do you trust?: my mommy, and jose

do you like?: for once i don't

WHAT

are you drinking?: diet coke

are you eating?: nothing

are you doing?: waiting for jose to come and pick me up

are you thinking?: wow, what a bad day

did you do last tuesday?: ummm....probably played cards and got drunk

are you doing next tuesday? probably playing cards and getting drunk

do you look like?: me

do you do in your spare time?: get drunk and play cards with jose

WHEN

was your last kiss?: does making out with gay boys count, cause if so a week ago maybe

did you last eat?: yesterday

was your last shower?: 2 days ago

did you last put on make up?: today

is the last time you went shopping?: forever ago

do you normally go to bed?: when i get sleepy

WHERE

do you love to be: hanging out with my gay boys

do you hate to be? with jonathan

would you like to live when you're older?: ireland

DO
you have your own computer?: yes

you have a problem with gay people: not so much i'm a big fag hag

you want this to be over?: ...

devilindisquise @ 2005-11-28T14:16:00

2005-11-28T19:31:21Z

What you see's not what you get
With you there's just no measurement
No way to tell what's real from what isn't there
Your eyes they sparkle
That's all changed into lies that drop like acid rain
You washed away the best of me
You don't care

You know you did it
I'm gone
To find someone to live for
In this world
There's no light at the end of the tunnel tonight
Just a bridge that I gotta burn
You're wrong
If you think you can walk right through my door
That is just so you
Coming back when I've finally moved on
I'm already gone

Sometimes shattered
Never open
Nothing matters
When you're broken
That was me whenever I was with you
Always ending
Always over
Back and forth, up and down like a rollercoaster
I am breaking
That habit
Today

There is nothing you can say
Sorry doesn't cut it, babe
Take the hint and walk away
'Cause I'm gone
Doesn't matter what you do
It's what you did that's hurting you
All I needed was the truth
Now I'm gone

devilindisquise @ 2005-11-28T11:21:00

2005-11-28T16:26:57Z

I can't wait untill wed. i'm so sick of playing nice and once i get my van it's so on, I hate liar faces, especially when they're lying about me to my friends who are going to of course come back and tell me, i hate drama and all this kid is drama central, i should've listened before but i was too dumb to realize at least i met the most amazing person because of it, yep everything happens for a reason

devilindisquise @ 2005-11-21T11:40:00

2005-11-21T16:43:48Z

so how about amanda making plans with people doesn't work out so well,
i was so supposed to hang out with my jen and jason, not so much i fell asleep that night i was supposed to go to southern with riah, yep still sleeping, was supposed to make it to sarah marshalls 21st birtday not so much with that either, i did however make it to parliament yesterday with my mr. jose, and now i'm once again a very tired girl, that is all

randomness for the day

2005-11-19T18:20:29Z

devilindisquise @ 2005-11-15T12:41:00

2005-11-15T17:43:25Z

I have the most amazing friend ever
they say everything happens for a reason
and now i see why

devilindisquise @ 2005-11-15T10:26:00

2005-11-15T15:31:03Z

I have a new guilty pleasure

devilindisquise @ 2005-11-14T15:05:00

2005-11-14T20:10:03Z

so i'm thinking about dying my hair again, i'm done with the blonde, i was thinking maybe a strawberry blonde or something with some kind of red i don't know for sure we'll see what happens

devilindisquise @ 2005-11-10T15:00:00

2005-11-10T20:01:47Z

so how about i miss katie, i would like to see her some time soon but she went to Austin, stupid texas

score one for amanda

2005-11-05T18:13:11Z

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

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Batman, the Dark Knight

96%

Captain Jack Sparrow

88%

Maximus

83%

The Amazing Spider-Man

79%

Lara Croft

67%

James Bond, Agent 007

63%

El Zorro

58%

William Wallace

58%

Indiana Jones

54%

The Terminator

50%

Neo, the "One"

42%

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